there sure were a lot of bros out tonight.
besides that nothing weird happened at the gas station.
unless you can count me arguing with abby the definition of bluegrass in my head. mind you, i spent all day listening to black metal like emperor. but this all happened in my head because i have a problem arguing with girls in blue stocking hats. why? science made them that way.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Homeless Gents are all about Self Improvement.
Today I journeyed to the Kum and Go on Kimbrough and Elm to purchase an ice cold 99 cent Dr. Pepper. On the way in, I noticed a jolly old homeless gentleman with a bright red beard sitting by the door. He asked me for some spare change. I had none, but said I'd probably have some when I left the store.
Upon leaving, I heard some squishy sounds coming from near the door. They stopped when the door opened. He asked me again for some change. I hesitated. Evidently the vagabond had enough, pulled his dick out and started making that squishy sound again.
I stood on the sidewalk for a minute and said "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........k".
A yuppie middle aged lady pulled up in a silver Range Rover. As I walked away, I heard one of her children ask "Mommy, what is that man doing?" "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD."
Homeless dudes at Kum and Go: They Go All Out.
Upon leaving, I heard some squishy sounds coming from near the door. They stopped when the door opened. He asked me again for some change. I hesitated. Evidently the vagabond had enough, pulled his dick out and started making that squishy sound again.
I stood on the sidewalk for a minute and said "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........k".
A yuppie middle aged lady pulled up in a silver Range Rover. As I walked away, I heard one of her children ask "Mommy, what is that man doing?" "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD."
Homeless dudes at Kum and Go: They Go All Out.
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