Today I journeyed to the Kum and Go on Kimbrough and Elm to purchase an ice cold 99 cent Dr. Pepper. On the way in, I noticed a jolly old homeless gentleman with a bright red beard sitting by the door. He asked me for some spare change. I had none, but said I'd probably have some when I left the store.
Upon leaving, I heard some squishy sounds coming from near the door. They stopped when the door opened. He asked me again for some change. I hesitated. Evidently the vagabond had enough, pulled his dick out and started making that squishy sound again.
I stood on the sidewalk for a minute and said "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........k".
A yuppie middle aged lady pulled up in a silver Range Rover. As I walked away, I heard one of her children ask "Mommy, what is that man doing?" "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD."
Homeless dudes at Kum and Go: They Go All Out.
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